fuCKYou

MY SPACE BITCHES get one and add me http://www.myspace.com/reloc.cfm?c=2&id=4E2D1BAD-8A76-4698-AF60-2B6E23AB9BD9

i know that was cheesey or wahtever but it was sweet i love him and hes really fun to talk to and soon to be with !!!! i cant wait till friday!!

xoxo

~shelbz

Nuværende humør: smiley
Nuværende musik: california here we come

NEW BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sxihawaiiandancr: thank you
sxihawaiiandancr: ill like totaly fuck u now
Joey: oh like you wouldnt before
Joey: you know you want like a piece of that ass
sxihawaiiandancr: hahaha
sxihawaiiandancr: lol
Joey: i bet you wanted to tap that shit when you saw me
sxihawaiiandancr: i went running today and i ran past crespi the all boys school and everyone yelled at me and then this one guy did a donught around me i like shit myself
sxihawaiiandancr: hell yea i want to tap that shit
Joey: wait he did like a donut with his car?
sxihawaiiandancr: yea
Joey: wo thats like hardcore
sxihawaiiandancr: i know i like died
Joey: haha what if you gave me head in front of that whole school
Joey: id probably get like jumped
sxihawaiiandancr: ummmm they would like love u
sxihawaiiandancr: no
sxihawaiiandancr: they would be like hes god
Joey: no theyed probably hate me
sxihawaiiandancr: yea
sxihawaiiandancr: lol
Joey: yea dawg
Joey: id feel so special though
sxihawaiiandancr: good
Joey: i need to like protect you or something from all guys
sxihawaiiandancr: lol i think u should
Joey: my way of protect you would just be to keep you at home and like be in bed with you and such
sxihawaiiandancr: ok good but i like to go walking what then??
Joey: then ill like carry you on my back
sxihawaiiandancr: oh ok
sxihawaiiandancr: or u can hold my hand
sxihawaiiandancr: and such
Joey: arite
Joey: but i need to like get buff first so i can take any guy who trys on
sxihawaiiandancr: ok u should come to dance with me
Joey: why would i go to dance with you
sxihawaiiandancr: because u need to save me from the guys there
Joey: any guys that are in ballet are probably gay anyway
sxihawaiiandancr: no not alot of thease guys
sxihawaiiandancr: only one of them is
Joey: but what if i like put my dick in yer vaginal
sxihawaiiandancr: hahaha when
Joey: haha i dont know i just felt like saying that
Joey: for the science experiment
sxihawaiiandancr: oh yea that science experiment (there is no experiment)
Joey: oh so how are we gonna fuck first
Joey: like standard
sxihawaiiandancr: yea i thkn
sxihawaiiandancr: me ontop or u ontop
sxihawaiiandancr: ??
Joey: i think you on top
Joey: and then if you like get tired im hear for ya
sxihawaiiandancr: oh ok
Joey: and we could like switch and stuff
sxihawaiiandancr: oh ok
Joey: wait first of all, where are we gonna do it
sxihawaiiandancr: i dono
Joey: do you think we could get away with it if your parents werent home
sxihaaiiandancr: yea
sxihawaiiandancr: !!
sxihaaiiandancr: lol
Joey: like for sure?
sxihawaiiandancr: yea if they wont be home for like a few hours
Joey: what about like yer bro
sxihawaiiandancr: ummm he doesnt care
sxihawaiiandancr: he will help me with gettin away with it
Joey: oh
sxihawaiiandancr: yea
sxihawaiiandancr: maybe
Joey: oh
Joey: so what did you do today aside from getting your computer
sxihawaiiandancr: ummmm running
sxihawaiiandancr: ballet
sxihawaiiandancr: hahaha
sxihawaiiandancr: ummm homework
sxihawaiiandancr: that im still doing but i dont care about it
Joey: i havent done homework in like a week
Joey: my dick hurts
sxihawaiiandancr: i havent done homework in like 2 weeks and why does ur dick hurt
sxihawaiiandancr: ??
Joey: probably a mix between like jacking off too much and being cold
sxihawaiiandancr: oh im sry the being cold part is ur fault but ummm i take all the blame for the jacking off to much
Joey: and i also think my boxers are like hurting it
sxihawaiiandancr: oh then dont wear boxers
sxihawaiiandancr: lol
Joey: but what if someones gonna come in
sxihawaiiandancr: get like a blanket
Joey: thats like obvious
Joey: and what if i gizz on my blankey
sxihawaiiandancr: ummmmm then im sry
sxihawaiiandancr: hahaha
sxihawaiiandancr: this guy is trying to ask me out and i keep trying to change the subject but i dont knwo what to do
Joey: i need you to like kiss it and make it feel better
sxihawaiiandancr: if i were there i would
Joey: just say no i have a boyfriend???
Joey: ...
Joey: ?
sxihawaiiandancr: ok
sxihawaiiandancr: but i dont??
Joey: oh well arent we like kind of going out?
sxihawaiiandancr: yea sorta
Joey: here ill make it official
Joey: wanna like go out be my girlfriend and such
sxihawaiiandancr: yea i do and such
Joey: saweet
sxihawaiiandancr: what if i had said no
sxihawaiiandancr: what would u have done
Joey: like cried
sxihawaiiandancr: oh
sxihawaiiandancr: ok
sxihawaiiandancr: good think i said yea
Joey: no i wouldnt actually have cried
Joey: but i would have been like confused
sxihawaiiandancr: oh i get why lol i was going to ask why
sxihawaiiandancr: and its because i would have like led u on and then that wouldnt be nice
sxihawaiiandancr: just a idea maybe i mean u can if u want tell david because ummmmmm well maybe its beter if u do tell him because then he wont just think im like messin with him and then i dont remeber what im taling about
sxihawaiiandancr: hahaha
Joey: haha ok ill tell him about our wedding plans and such
sxihawaiiandancr: hahaha ok
Joey: well like im not just gonna bring it up out of no where, but if it comes up ill let him know
Joey: and also you cant like mess with no mo
sxihawaiiandancr: i know
sxihawaiiandancr: !!
sxihawaiiandancr: u 2
sxihawaiiandancr: lol
Joey: no, me and david are fuck buddies
Joey: haha
sxihawaiiandancr: oh ok fine
sxihawaiiandancr: then i get to fuck with my friend laura
Joey: then i get to watch
sxihawaiiandancr: ok fine
Joey: but i might steele you away just from horniness
sxihawaiiandancr: ok
sxihawaiiandancr: thats fair
Joey: and have a session with you
sxihawaiiandancr: oh alright
sxihawaiiandancr: so laura can get me started and then you
Joey: yea im like the grand finalley
sxihawaiiandancr: good
sxihawaiiandancr: thats how it should be
Joey: do you have any like preferences that you want me to do when were togethor, jsut while were on the topic
sxihawaiiandancr: like what??
Joey: like anything
Joey: do you want me to like eat you out or something i dont know haha
sxihawaiiandancr: i dono like at first u just have to be sweet then after i dont really care what the fuck u do
sxihawaiiandancr: hahaha
Joey: oh well im just like a sweet guy all around thats like horney for you at the same time
sxihawaiiandancr: hahaha
sxihawaiiandancr: lol
Joey: but i was just like wondering if you wanted like some new experience or something
Joey: naw mean
Joey: haha apperantly yer not as excited about this as i am
sxihawaiiandancr: wait sary
sxihawaiiandancr: sorry
sxihawaiiandancr: my mom walked in
sxihawaiiandancr: wat did u say??
Joey: where did you go and stuff
sxihawaiiandancr: my mom walked in im still grounded remember
Joey: nas bra its cool
sxihawaiiandancr: oh ok good
sxihawaiiandancr: what did u say that u were excited about???
Joey: i was like makiing a bad joke
sxihawaiiandancr: oh well then i like it
Joey: thanks my love
Joey: haha
sxihawaiiandancr: ur welcom my love
sxihawaiiandancr: lol
Joey: what would your prents do if they found out we fucked
sxihawaiiandancr: ummmmm cut off ur balls and send me to a military camp where they would shave my head
Joey: would they tell my parents?
sxihawaiiandancr: prob
Joey: fuck
Joey: we got to like plan this out and such
sxihawaiiandancr: they wont find out
sxihawaiiandancr: im smart about this stuff
Joey: arite
Joey: good thing im gonna do it with like somone i actually like and not some slut at like a party so if there is that chance of gettting caught it would be worth it kind of...........
sxihawaiiandancr: hahaha
sxihawaiiandancr: yea
Joey: you should feel special
sxihawaiiandancr: lol
sxihawaiiandancr: so watchin family guy?
sxihawaiiandancr: eww david is depressed
sxihawaiiandancr: u need to fix him
sxihawaiiandancr: wanna call me or r u going to bed? nevermind im going to bed hahaha
Joey: im going to bed
Joey: im gonna like have dreams
Joey: itll be fun
Joey: haha i think dreams are so fun
Joey: its like entertainment
sxihawaiiandancr: like wet ones??
Joey: nas bra
sxihawaiiandancr: yea!
Joey: ive never had a wet dream
sxihawaiiandancr: well ill be ur first
sxihawaiiandancr: hahaha
sxihawaiiandancr: i was a first to a few guys
Joey: haha i asked my therapist about them
sxihawaiiandancr: and
sxihawaiiandancr: ?
Joey: he said you have to not jack off for like a month
Joey: hahaha
sxihawaiiandancr: hahahaha well then i am still the reason u dont have wet dreams or do have wet dreams
sxihawaiiandancr: lol
Joey: yea
sxihawaiiandancr: wait why do u have a theripist what did u do
sxihawaiiandancr: ?
Joey: i only went to him like twice
Joey: like last year
sxihawaiiandancr: oh
sxihawaiiandancr: i went to one for like a whole year
Joey: why
sxihawaiiandancr: they thought i was trying to kill myself
sxihawaiiandancr: it turns out i never did
sxihawaiiandancr: hahaha
Joey: haha, but were oyu trying?
sxihawaiiandancr: eww no
Joey: arite good
sxihawaiiandancr: people found out i severed my tendons in my right wrist and it turned in the like a bad roumor and such
sxihawaiiandancr: i still have my ugly scar
Joey: gross man
sxihawaiiandancr: i know but it looks cool
Joey: it probably looks like you cut or something
sxihawaiiandancr: no its to thick
sxihawaiiandancr: its like big
sxihawaiiandancr: but i dont even notice it anymore
Joey: i dont really have any scars like that
sxihawaiiandancr: i have like a shitload of them
sxihawaiiandancr: i scar from everything
Joey: eww why
sxihawaiiandancr: hey omg u said eww
sxihawaiiandancr: lol
Joey: but is it like noticable all over your body if we were like fucking
sxihawaiiandancr: no
sxihawaiiandancr: only one on my leg is
sxihawaiiandancr: the other ones im getting rid of
Joey: how
Joey: where are they
sxihawaiiandancr: legs and arms
sxihawaiiandancr: and i have one on my neck
Joey: arite i seriously need to go to bed im like loosing sleep cuz of you
sxihawaiiandancr: im sry
sxihawaiiandancr: !!!
Jeoy: haha its not your fault
sxihawaiiandancr: but u know u love it
Joey: so
Joey: arite
Joey: good night and such
sxihawaiiandancr: good night
sxihawaiiandancr: keep um dry
sxihawaiiandancr: lol
sxihawaiiandancr: xoxo
sxihawaiiandancr: luv ya
Joey: i kind of want a wet dream hahah
sxihawaiiandancr: lol but that means u will have to stop talking to me
Joey: arite llove you too GIRLFRIEND
Joey: haha
sxihawaiiandancr: hahaha
sxihawaiiandancr: love ya BOYFRIEND
Joey: xoxo
Joey: i hate doing that its not my style
sxihawaiiandancr: good
sxihawaiiandancr: i want u to
sxihawaiiandancr: hate it
Joey: arite for real this time I LOVE YOU good night


THAT WAS THE CONVO OF ME AND MY NOW BOYFRIEND AND HOW BAD HE ACTUALLY IS AT ASKING PEOPLE OUT HAHAHA I LOVE HIM THO HES A SWEET GUY

AND OH YEA I TOOK HIS SN AWAY BECAUSE I DONT EVERYONE TO BUG HIM LOL

XOXO

~SHELBZ

Nuværende humør: sleepy and excited and in love
Nuværende musik: the grateful dead

every night the guy i like does the same thing

jerks off once cleans up showers
gets back on the computer makes me turn him on
jerks off again
calls me
eats food
watches family guy
calls me again to say good night
says i love you and i pass out lol

with some more details inbetween
hahaha

xoxo

~Shelbz

Nuværende humør: loved
Nuværende musik: ?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿? hahaha there like 69 ing but question marks

What is love to me??

Pictures are love
Literal boys are love
Victorias secret is love
dancing is love
ocean is love
surfing is love
not sleeping is love
you is love
hugs are love
blowjobs are love
sex is love
dance is love
hands are love
acting is love
movies are love

xoxoxoxo

IM IN LOVE ( i think) shhhhhh

eww he doesnt go to school with me

~shelbz

Nuværende humør: flirty
Nuværende musik: the offspring hahaha

Hey yall im really confused omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i need help with guys really bad!!??????

xoxo
muchos love

~shelbz

Nuværende humør: confused
Nuværende musik: mama mia

ALOHA,

Last night i went to a party so sosososososo fun coment if u wanna know aboutit.
xoxoxo

my head hurts

~shelbz

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. How have I affected you?
5. What do you think of me?
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
8. Do you love me?
9. Do you have a crush on me?
10. Would you kiss me?
11. Would you hug me?
12. Physically, what stands out?
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
17. Am I loveable?
18. How long have you known me?
19. Describe me in one word.
20. What was your first impression?
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
22. What do you think my weakness is?
23. Do you think I'll get married?
24. What makes me happy?
25. What makes me sad?
26. What reminds you of me?
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
29. How well do you know me?
29. When's the last time you saw me?
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
31. Do you think I could kill someone?
32. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?
33. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?
34. Do you know i love you?

Nuværende humør: JOSH
Nuværende musik: who gives a rats add fuckyou

YOU GUYS IM SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JOSH IS COMMIN OVER TONIGHT AT LIKE 12 OR 1 IM NOT SURE!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMMENT IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT HIM OR (ANYTHING ELSE)

XOXOXOXO
LOVE YA
~SHELBZ

Nuværende humør: WAYWAY HAPPY
Nuværende musik: UHHHHH

hey everyone... comment. luv ya xoox (i stole this from laura)


1. whats your name?
2. describe me in a few words.
3. what would u change about me?
4. how well do u know me?
6. what do u think im gonna b when i grow up?

would you:
7. kiss me?
8. make out with me?
9. hug me?
10. kill me?
11. buy me something from abercrombie?
12. give me a massage?

13. have i made you cry?
14. am i fun 2 b around?
15. what are our inside jokes (if we have any)
17. do you love me?
18. do you have a sruch on me?
19. what do you like about me?
20. what do you not like about me?
21. how did we meet?

xoxo DO IT

Nuværende humør: excited
Nuværende musik: ewww rap im in martys room